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talkdowntowhitepeople:

idk why introverts have a reputation of being quiet and shy people who’d rather be alone. have you ever been friends with an introvert who’s decided you’re worth their time? we turn into the clingiest, most needy pieces of shit on the planet because there’s so few people we actually can stand

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kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

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unimpressed2chainz:

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

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actuallygrey:

Getting into bed was a nightmare this evening.
im-fucking-delightful:

capaldis-leftkidney:

becausebirds:

the difference between birds and birbs

I am laughing SO FUCKING HARD

Thrash or die

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

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