thatawkwardnothing:

of course you can trust me for really good relationship advice, do you know how many YA romance novels i’ve read

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ayyy so i have band camp this week so i won’t be online like at all sorry

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zzzzzzzzeres: What do you look for in a girl?

zeroyalviking:

Organs.

joenofroman:

Goodness

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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vinceborg2050:

just kidding, i don’t have good grades because — well, i’m not a [lights cigarette using sparks from skateboard grind]

nerd

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penisparker:

is anything more exhausting than a white man with opinions

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  • Me: I love horror games!
  • Me: *continues to watch hundreds of Horror Game playthroughs on youtube with the sound low and the lights on and doesn't play a single one of them.*
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