helldotexe:

terrorist tomska: bombska
cheerleader tomska: pom-pomska
tomska eats: nomska
tomska throws up: vomska
when tomska went to the school dance: promska
tomska’s mother: momska
tomska plays emulated video games: romska
what tomska is made of: atomska
tomska gets a pedicure: tomspa

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devensblog:

If you think bassists are irrelevant in bands you’re so so wrong

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dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

natemackinns:

do u ever just out of nowhere find a guy attractive and ur just like wtf since when

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa
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